If you'da been there...

I have resons for why both me and Aragorn have been...uuhhh...AWOL.

As for Aragorn, I will only say this:

He had it coming
He had it coming
He had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

You can guess where I've been from that for yourself.

Time Hates Me.

Has it really been a month since I've last written?

Oh dear.

And yes, I give up on the over-excessive commenters.

Clearing Up Various Things

Okay, the first thing I'd like to settle is-I am not pregnant. As of yet. Don't nag me about it. If I was pregnant, you'd know within a year.

NO MORE FIRECRACKER TRICKS!!!

You nearly set my curtains on fire!

Now, why am I gaining weight if I'm not pregnant? I dunno, it's beyond me. I guess my appetite's changed.

I think that's all I need to clear up...

P.S.

If "Anonymous" would kindly reveal his identity, he will be spared any number of things. Including...stalking. But not being stalked by me, of course.

Don't ask.

*looks down at last post*

Ummm...I deleted one, why won't it GO AWAY????!!!!

Anyways, don't ask about why I've been gaining weight...

Or why I've been eating so much lately.

Edit: Post is bye-bye.

...

*raids chocolate stash*

If you people...nevermind.

I guess I have to chase both Lgeolas and Faramir now.

I have someone's pipe also, which is odd because I don't smoke. Maybe it's Aragorn's.

*stalks over and fixes name-mispelling*

There. Happy?

After The Great Comment Spam Posts

Okay, I can FINALLY write about something else besides the amount of spam comments!

*death glare*

Don't even think about it, Legolas.


Anyways, looks as though Faramir has decided to join us. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. Just wonderful! *sarcastic*

And I won't tell you why I'm being sarcastic, you should know. Especially you, Legolas.

Which reminds me, why does he live with you? Isn't he a little...old...to be living with you? I thought he's able to live with me n' Aragorn, seeing as how he's our STEWARD and all...

My Comments Box Is Not A Role Playing Forum!

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*dies*

MY COMMENTS BOX IS NOT A ROLE-PLAYING FORUM!!!!!!