Clearing Up Various Things

Okay, the first thing I'd like to settle is-I am not pregnant. As of yet. Don't nag me about it. If I was pregnant, you'd know within a year.

NO MORE FIRECRACKER TRICKS!!!

You nearly set my curtains on fire!

Now, why am I gaining weight if I'm not pregnant? I dunno, it's beyond me. I guess my appetite's changed.

I think that's all I need to clear up...

P.S.

If "Anonymous" would kindly reveal his identity, he will be spared any number of things. Including...stalking. But not being stalked by me, of course.